it’s almost spoopy time.
I know I literally just posted this but here’s all three of the pictures for your viewing :)
guess who’s collecting the payments now
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
"If you think Im badass, here’s some things to confirm it"
I found a real angry bird today
"Look man, I was told there would be free crumbs at this dump, I want my mothafuckin’ bread crumbs."
When ya grandma don’t put any money in ya birthday card
My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us
WHO DID THIS
DUDE IS THIS AT UMBC BECAUSE THOSE DORMS LOOK EXACTLY LIKE OURS
Cookie Dough - As Requested!