(Source: onlinecutie)

puto1:

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it’s almost spoopy time.

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kenzeelovesfandoms:

I know I literally just posted this but here’s all three of the pictures for your viewing :)

neocrossing:

guess who’s collecting the payments now

neocrossing:

guess who’s collecting the payments now

pucelle-ryev:

1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

"If you think Im badass, here’s some things to confirm it"

thealphapigeon:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I found a real angry bird today

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"Look man, I was told there would be free crumbs at this dump, I want my mothafuckin’ bread crumbs."

(Source: shannonpattillo)

imsoshive:

When ya grandma don’t put any money in ya birthday card

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burnieburns-pumpkinsmasher:

Ray The Tissue Bandit x

Bonus Ryan 

(Source: vine.co)

squigglydigg:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

DUDE IS THIS AT UMBC BECAUSE THOSE DORMS LOOK EXACTLY LIKE OURS

im-horngry:

Cookie Dough - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Cookie Dough - As Requested!

h1ghkey:

perfect for my birthday next month.

h1ghkey:

perfect for my birthday next month.

(Source: theamericankid)

vinegod:

!!!!!!!! by Parker Kit Hill